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Royal Guard Barber Break

khurrum1 — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 22:41:24 +0000

Royal Guards enjoy some bare skin on their head.

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New Pilgrimage Location for Pastafarians

khurrum1 — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 11:18:49 +0000

Holy baths (Kumbh Melas) aren’t just for Hindus any more. Pastafarians can now travel to HAKONE, Kanagawa, Japan to partake in their very own holy bath ritual.

HAKONE, Kanagawa — A “ramen bath” has been opened at Hakone Kowakien Yunessun, a local theme park and hot spa.

The bath, shaped like a ramen bowl, contains pepper-flavored water colored a light, milky brown, to like tonkotsu (pork bone) ramen soup. The special bath was created jointly by the theme park and a famous ramen shop, Nantsuttei in Hadano, Kanagawa Prefecture.

The bath was completed at the unveiling event, with the owner of Nantsuttei adding “noodles” made of bathwater additives into the tub.

The water contains collagen and garlic extracts, and theme park officials claim it can help produce beautiful skin and aid moisture retention.

Please try not to trample each other to death while racing to be the first one in (even though FSM said, “blessed is he that reaches the pool first and the last one in-eth is a rotten eggeth”

Credit: MSN Japan

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Kwik-e-Marts popping up across the US

khurrum1 — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:46:24 +0000

Over a dozen Seven-Eleven stores across the US have been converted to Kwik-E-Marts in preparation for the launch of The Simpson’s Movie.

You can locate the KWIK-E-MART closest to you by going to the following web page: http://www.7-eleven.com/kem.asp

7-Eleven Kwik-e-marts come complete with Squishee machines, Buzz Cola, Krusty Burgers, and Krusty-O’s cereal.

Visit the following link to view even more pictures of various KWIK-E-MARTS: http://flickr.com/photos/rdr07/sets/72157600590001691/

They should have hired cashiers of Indian/Pakistani descent for even more authenticity.

Stadium

khurrum1 — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:04:34 +0000

Hey, why not?

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Useful Sign

khurrum1 — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 12:20:28 +0000

I need to get this sign. It’s a bigger problem than you think

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Poodle Costume

khurrum1 — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 19:35:13 +0000

Turn your Doberman into a Poodle.

You can buy the kit here

Are you sick of people looking at your breed of dog in fear because politicians and the media are saying things like;

“We want to breed these dogs out of existence,”

“They are killing machines on a leash.”

“These breeds don’t belong in our community”

Well worry no longer, attackchi will be making disguises for all the so called ‘dangerous breeds’. Now you can go to the park with your kids and your dog (like you have been doing for years), without the worry of people thinking you are a bad parent.

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Slow-mo Home Depot Visit

khurrum1 — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 16:34:58 +0000

Here is a brilliant little video that a large bunch of people created. They all grouped up and went to Home Depot and shopped in slow motion. After a while all of them froze in place much to the surprise of Home Depot employees and customers.

Here is one of the videos:

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Click on the link below to read about the whole thing. There are also more videos available there.

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Vader Sessions

khurrum1 — Sat, 15 Jul 2006 13:19:31 +0000

Torn by good & evil and an incestuous love affair, a lonely and depraved Darth Vader has a nervous breakdown and talks about baseball.

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Political Soccer Heads

khurrum1 — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 03:44:49 +0000

Kick your favorite political leader in the head today!

â€œHeads will roll: Just in time for the World Cup, visitors to the Leipzig Museum of Fine Arts can bounce Bush or Blair, corner-kick Clinton or soccer-punch Saddam. Kendell Geersâ€™ interactive art, titled Masked Ball, is one of 24 football-themed works by international artists. â€œ

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Nintendo Sends Brain Age to Pres.Bush

khurrum1 — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 05:08:54 +0000

hmm. Are they trying to tell him something?